“You know what? There is no Easter Bunny! Over there that’s just a guy in a suit!”
Watching Mallrats, making deviled eggs, and enjoying an uneventful morning.
My brother thinks making *deviled* eggs on Easter Sunday is sort of ironic.
Wicked Deviled Eggs
12 hard-boiled eggs, shells removed
? cup Miracle Whip
2 tablespoons prepared mustard
3 tablespoons sweet pickle relish
1 teaspoon curry powder
? teaspoon minced garlic
Cayenne pepper, salt, and black pepper to taste
Paprika
Half eggs lengthwise; remove yolks and mash with a fork. Stir in mayonnaise, mustard, relish, curry, garlic, salt and pepper. Mix until smooth. Stuff egg whites with yolk mixture. Sprinkle with paprika. Chill before serving for best results.

“He carries the Charles Atlas Seal of Approval” … and he didn’t even take lessons!
While these rules aren’t hard and fast, these are the guidelines I set for myself in my blog:
A. Capture the spirit of the moment and the little things in life that might otherwise be overlooked or under-remembered.
ii. Exaggeration is allowed and encouraged. Same with changing/omitting names/details to protect the innocent. The not-so-innocent… that’s another story.
3. Focus on Portland, my neighborhood, events, local businesses, personalities, and other Northwest-y stuff.
IV. Post original content
d. Provide support and publicity for local happenings, especially if it is for a good cause.