These were supposed to be the coolest geek gift ever.  They will be, eventually.  The stuff I got that I had to wear gloves to use and claimed to be etching cream was really just glorified translucent paint.  Temporary paint, at that.  Plus, I discovered that the sticky paper I used for masking is nearly impossible to remove after sitting for the ten days the “etching cream” needed to set.

Will pick up some of the Armour etching cream (which is supposed to work in hours, not days) in the near future.  Will test it out on these glasses before buying a new set of glasses and starting this all over again.

I had pinged Aaron’s friends to help me find good image sources for all of the Lantern symbols, agonized over how to get the symbols printed onto the right masking paper, then spent several hours cutting out the stencils with my Xacto knife.  The good news it that I know how to do this now, and have an electronic copy of the stencil patterns I used.  The bad news is that I need to cut all the stencils out again.  I haven’t seen any Cricut Green Lantern cartridges yet.  (Not that I actually own a Cricut…  Not a scrapbooker, either.)

It’s been a busy holiday season.  I baked several batches of the Oatmeal Orange cookies to send to my family, adapted a canvas bag into a laptop sleeve with a  “screenprinted” (read: freezer paper stencil and fabric paint) Marilyn silhouette, made lavender sachets, and sewed a flouncy dress-up skirt for my niece.  Oh, and knitted scarves for three people.  I had brought the scarf project for my MIL with me on our annual coastal Thanksgiving trip to work on because Aaron promised me if I told his Mom that I was making it for someone else, she wouldn’t make the connection that it was for her.  The yarn I used is a gorgeous teal color, and at one point she pointed out, “You know, that is my favorite color.”

At this point I bluffed and told her, “Gosh, I thought it was baby blue.”  This did not go over well.

I was fortunate enough to be with her in person when she opened the gift at Christmas, and just as Aaron promised, she was very surprised!  She told me she had spent the better part of Thanksgiving weekend wistfully looking at the scarf and wishing she had responded when I sent out the email asking for Christmas gift hints.  Apparently very few people sent me hints because they were worried that I was already overwhelmed with hints.

Made the ultimate impulse purchase last week of a gorgeous set of Weeping Angel paintings inspired by the Doctor Who episode, BlinkSkelekitty rocks! She and I became friends on Flickr recently, bonding over our mutual love of funny signs.  After continually missing out on Erica Moen’s sculptures that are getting snapped up as soon as they are posted, I did not want to miss out on these paintings.  Literally took me several hours to hang them because I measured, put up sticky notes, eyeballed it, and re-measured probably three times before I finally started hammering nails into the wall.  They look fabulous in my living room, and I couldn’t be happier.

Outside of starting the Lantern glasses again, I am also working on socks for Aaron, socks for Nana, and finishing off the projects for Laura and Chris that should have been finished months ago.  One of these days my crafty space needs a serious re-org.  All of this is dependent on me not getting too sucked into Catan or Katamari ForeverKingdom of Loathing is also a dangerous potential distraction, but I haven’t been as interested since Crimbo season ended.  Oh yeah, and I am starting up belly dance again in a few weeks, and spending more time with Wii Fit Plus.  Not much free time these days, but in a very good way.

Decided that home was the last place I wanted to be today, so struck out across the neighborhood today with no serious agenda outside of wandering and maybe finding a place to hole up and write. It?s fun to be out walking on a Saturday morning when folks are picking up groceries from the farmer?s market, getting coffee, and running errands. You get to see all the little stuff you miss when you drive by insulated in your car with climate control on and the radio going full blast.
I wound up at the Hollywood Library, where Personal Telco is supposed to have a free Wi-Fi node. Since I had the iBook stashed in my satchel I thought I would check my mail and blog a little about my morning.
Tried sitting in all the different areas, but I wasn?t able to pick up a signal. I felt sort of silly putting it on sleep, setting up at the next table over, then putting it to sleep again when I couldn?t detect a signal. Think I need to invest in one of those little Wi-Fi divining rods so you can find a signal without wandering aimlessly in a building with an open laptop in your arms, watching the signal meter for any sign of life.
Maybe Personal Telco isn?t providing service to this location anymore. I checked out my books and asked the clerk about the availability of Wi-Fi, and they weren?t sure if it was still available, but to check at the reference desk.
At the reference desk, a guy about my age told me that people usually have good luck on the benches by the windows, and he was able to get on there this morning. I tried it, but again, no luck.
I?ve heard a rumor that there?s something about the iBook that interferes with the reception on the AirPort card, and I?m starting to believe it might be true because I?ve had connection issues in certain areas of Backspace as well.

Friday night marked the second time in a year that I’ve gone to hear Wil Wheaton read, which is a bit odd since I enjoy his writing, but I don’t follow his blog and am not a rabid fan of either TNG or Stand By Me. Some of my friends, on the other hand, are a different story.
Wil was in town to pimp his latest opus, Just a Geek, so I joined Aaron & Nerdy Girl to hear the reading at Powell’s Technical. I arrived a bit late, but was able to secure a chair in the stacks where I could still hear pretty well. It didn’t seem quite as crowded as it did last year at the Beaverton Powell’s, but it was still pretty amazing the way the crowd hung on his every word. Since he got ripped by a couple of fans last year for not opening the floor up for questions, he did so this year. I can’t remember what anyone asked, except that one had to do with his family, which sent him into a sweet gushy tizzy about how wonderful his wife and kids are. Since the store closed at 9, he only allowed a few questions.
As soon as he said the magic words, “Okay, I would love to sign your books now” the crowd shifted into motion, desperate to get a few words and an autograph in with the geeky one before closing. An employee directed them towards the area marked off for the line, but since Wil’s fans are a pretty intelligent lot, most of them had positioned themselves to be able to go directly into the line once the reading was completed, so the line was already forming neatly before the employee said a word.
Nerdy Girl agonized over whether or not to get the book and wait in the rather long line that had formed, so she settled for sitting in the audience area watching him sign books. At this point we started goofing off with the camera and getting pictures of her in the foreground, him in the background, and debating the merits of her running behind the signing desk just long enough for me to snap a picture of her and Wil together.
It was fun to watch the signing because Wil became giddier the more fans came through the line — obviously a huge ego stroke for him. I think it’s great that he’s one of those people who is open about appreciating his fans and recognizing that they helped to get him to where he is.
Our party of three moved outside, still watching Wil + fans through the windows. A couple of other fans came out, and one guy noticed Aaron’s Bigger Than Jesus shirt, and did a double-take.
“Are you Aaron?”
Aaron nodded, and the guy didn’t explain himself as expected. After a bit of questioning we learned that this guy is a fan of the show, had heard Aaron’s call-in’s, but hadn’t been to see BTJ. It was a bit creepy, actually.
Nerdy Girl kept looking wistfully through the window, so we got one more shot of her and Wil and called it a night.

I have a soft spot for vintage 3D movies… okay, so I have a soft spot for vintage movies in general. Fortunately, the Laurelhurst Theatre is fabulous about bringing classic movies back to the big screen. No matter how many times you see it on video, nothing rivals seeing a movie in its full glory. This is why I try to see Casablanca *every* time the print comes to town.
Last night I dragged Aaron to see the Creature from the Black Lagoon in 3D. (Okay, so the dragging *really* wasn’t necessary… ) Yeah, the glasses give you a headache after a while, but the look and feel of vintage 3D is so cool! Amusing to watch the scientists chase after the Creature, alternating between trying to kill it or study it, depending on whether you were talking to the “power-hungry, jealous cuz he wasn’t getting any” scientist or the “I’ve got the girl, I’ve got the smarts, and I’m the most likeable character” scientist. Sure, the Creature killed a couple of lackeys, but only because he wanted the girl! It’s also regrettable that they didn’t do a follow-up flick with the Creature starring opposite Esther Williams — that would have been really fun!

t_chairs.jpgCraigslist is pretty incredible.
This weekend it helped me score these terribly fun theatre chairs that go perfectly in my living room. When I was moving out of my house it helped me get rid of a lot of furniture I was no longer interested in owning, a few things I was amazed I didn’t need to pay people to take away, and I even found someone to mow my lawn after I had already gotten rid of my lawnmower!
It is also an endless source of amusement. Need a UFO Museum Collection? Want your talents to be exploited? How about a roomie with benefits? This is the place to find it.

My brother is getting married in just over six weeks.
I’m searching online trying to find a better car rental rate because I’m reserving a minivan to ferry people and wedding paraphenalia all over the place.
Dollar has lots of pretty graphics splashed over their homepage announcing a sale on minivan rentals. I click and enter my information only to get…
NO RATES QUALIFY WITH REQUESTED PARAMETERS
To me, this could mean many things, such as:

The dates you entered do not fall within the time of the promotion
This promotion is not available in this market
All cars available for this promotion have already been rented
There are no cars of that type available for rent at this location
This promotion is not available at the airport, but we will honor it at our rental office downtown
We put this promotion up to see how many people would click on the pretty graphics. SUCKER!

A click on help does me no good, as it states:

The following fields are required to check a rate:
Pick Up Location
Return Location
Pick Up Date and Time
Return Date and Time
Car Type
Once you have completed the form please select “Check Rates” to continue.

I have all that information entered! Why aren’t they more specific in their error messages? I also tried checking rates for a Jeep Wrangler, and got the error message, “Unable to retrieve rate at this time.” I suspect there aren’t any of those cars available for rent at that location, but the error message is incredibly vague and suggests that their rate retrieval system is down.
Somewhere during this surfing excursion, I notice there is a way to chat online with one of their representatives. I get mildly annoyed when I have to install two plug-ins in order to enter the chat, and the subsequent launched window is not resizeably-friendly. I explain my dilemma about the confusing message to the chat operator, and they explain that message means there are no cars available through that promotion, and I need to remove the promo code in order to get a regular rate.
WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST COME OUT AND SAY THAT IN THE ERROR MESSAGE? Why did I need to install two apps and talk with a customer service rep in order to get that information? If I need to remove the promo code in order to get a regular rate, a friendly note stating that would be optimal. Why not have a message stating, “We’re sorry, that rate is no longer available. Here are the regular rates for that market.”
No matter how pretty and snazzy their team made the site, there is no substitute for clearly communicating your message with specific details as needed.