blueberry bushThe crop update mailing list at Tri-County Farm is incredibly useful.  I’ve found it’s the best way to learn if Farm A is opening their fields for U-Pick or Produce Stand B is offering 20 lb boxes of cucumbers for pickling.  On Saturday morning I received an update letting me know that John Coussens Farms has a brand new area to pick blueberries from, and U-Pick started at 9am, so I headed out there spur of the moment with a five gallon bucket.

The proprietors suggested I borrow one of their small buckets to supplement my big bucket as the young blueberry plants are pretty low to the ground, and once I got out into the field I looked like a genius.  While everyone else was bending awkwardly or kneeling, I sat on the rim of my large bucket and filled the small bucket.  When the small bucket was full, the contents went into the big bucket and I started to fill the small bucket again.  The berries were so ripe they were practically falling off the plants into my bucket.  In about an hour I had filled my five gallon bucket about a third full with barely any effort at all, and these are easily some of the best blueberries I have ever tried.

My friend and I went berry picking at Peachy Pig Farm a couple of weeks ago, and brought back a bounty of raspberries, marionberries, blueberries, blackberries, and strawberries.  Their blueberries were tasty, but not as plump or plentiful.  The berry mix made an amazing no bake tart, though. It took about an hour to make, and turns out so pretty it looks like I spent a lot more time on it. Since I do a lot of my cooking and baking on the fly, I am not listing any exact measurements of ingredients.

No bake multi berry tart No Bake Berry Tart

Ingredients:
Lots of berries!
A cup or so of Granola and Flake cereal (I used Peace Raspberry Ginger)
About half a stick of melted butter
Handful of toasted hazelnuts
Cinnamon
Sugar
Lemon zest
Softened cream cheese
Sour cream

Directions:
Use a blender or food processor to turn toasted hazelnuts and cereal to a course meal consistency.  Mix in cinnamon and butter, then press into the bottom of a springform pan. Put the pan in the freezer to set while you do the next step.  With a handmixer, gradually blend sour cream and sugar with cream cheese until the consistency is just thin enough to be easy to spread, but still pretty thick.  I add the sour cream a spoonful at a time until the consistency seems right.  Once this is well blended, mix in the lemon zest.  Spread this mixture on top of the crust in the springform pan, and return to the freezer.  Wash and prep the berries.  (Remove stems from strawberries, etc.) Once the cream cheese mixture has set in the pan, top it with the berries.  Garnish with mint leaves if desired then refrigerate until it is time to serve.  Enjoy!

Dehydrating blueberriesOkay, back to Saturday’s bucket of berries. I love dried blueberries and I actually had enough to make it worth prepping a batch for dehydration. I tried it last summer after blanching them, and after 24 hours the berries weren’t really drying, so I gave up and added them to our cereal for the next two days.  The catch with dehydrating is that it takes a lot, and usually after dehydrating a food it doesn’t last any longer than if I hadn’t preserved it because it tastes so good!  With the water removed from fruit, it really concentrates the sugar. This year I did not blanch them, but just sliced them in half and put them in the dehydrator.  They are drying a lot quicker this time, but I put them in around noon yesterday and I am going to take them out before I go to bed tonight.

Snacking, making blueberry pancakes, and experimenting with a savory melon salad accounted for a couple of pounds of berries, and the eight trays in my dehydrator took about five pounds. Three pounds left!  Now what?  After flirting with the idea of blueberry syrup, jam, or cobbler, I found a recipe for blueberry basil vinegar in my canning and preserving book. This is something we would use and share with friends!  Plus, it helped me keep my basil plants under control – they have been growing like mad this season!  It will take a month before it is ready for bottling, but I think it will be really good in salads.

Speaking of salads, I came back from a trip to Spicer Brothers Produce with, among other things, a tasty orange honeydew melon. One of the employees was walking around the store with samples, and I couldn’t resist. Since it was really ripe, we needed to eat it pretty quickly.  All 5+ pounds of it! Sunday brunch barely put a dent in it, so I decided to experiment with a savory melon salad.  All measurements are approximate!

Sweet Savory Melon SaladMelon Bacon Blueberry Basil Salad

Salad Ingredients:
Orange honeydew melon (or other favorite melon)
Handful of blueberries
Small handful of basil, chopped (From my garden!)
Several slices of crispy cooked bacon, chopped (for the love all things sacred, fake bacon should not be used)

Dressing Ingredients:
Several tablespoons of honey
1 stalk of green onions or scallions, finely chopped (Again, from my garden!)
1/4 cup of balsamic vinegar
1/4 cup of olive oil
Tablespoon of sweet and spicy mustard
Teaspoon of bacon grease
Sea salt and fresh ground pepper to taste

Directions:
Use a melon baller to fill a bowl with melon. Add bacon, basil, and blueberries then toss lightly.  Set aside in refrigerator. In a cruet, shake together dressing ingredients. An alternate way to prepare the dressing would be in a bowl with a whisk.  Add dressing to each individual bowl just before serving.  Enjoy!

I am really pleased with how this turned out. The contrast between the ingredients was quite exquisite. If I made it again, I probably wouldn’t include the blueberries because they really weren’t needed.  The melon and bacon were the primary flavors.

Since I keep teasing people with pictures and exclamations of how good these cookies are, I figured I should at least share the recipe.  With the amount of butter it contains, they are not “healthy”, but between the whole wheat flour and the Scottish oatmeal, you’ll get your fiber!  The whey replaces white sugar, and per the leaflet from Tillamook, whey is supposed to bring “tenderness” to cookies.

These are especially good with milk.  (Or soy milk, as the case may be.)

Ingredients
 1  cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
1  cup firmly packed brown sugar
1/2 cup Tillamook whey powder (I don’t know where you can buy this outside of the gift shop)
2  eggs
1  teaspoon vanilla (Use the pure vanilla – none of that artificial nonsense)
1-1/2  cups wheat flour (Bob’s Red Mill!)
1  teaspoon baking soda
2  teaspoons Vietnamese cinnamon (The type of cinnamon you use makes a big difference.  Costco has it for a really good price.)
3  cups uncooked Scottish Oatmeal (Again, Bob’s Red Mill!)
At least one teaspoon zest from a Clementine mandarin orange.  I think more is better.

Prep
Heat oven to 350°F. In small bowl, blend together flour, baking soda, and cinnamon. In large bowl, beat butter, brown sugar, and whey powder with an electric mixer until creamy. Beat in eggs and vanilla until mixture is even creamier. Gradually add flour mixture; mix well with a wooden spoon. Add oats and orange zest; mix well.

Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets.

Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until light golden brown. Use metal spatula to move cookies to wire rack for cooling. Once cooled completely, serve or store.

I froze some of the dough to use for baking later, and hopefully that will work out well.




Homemade Apple Pie

Originally uploaded by illusionary_one

My friend Kris let me borrow her combo apple peeler / corer / slicer. The intent was to do only dehydrated apples, but since Diana taught me a stupid simple tasty crust recipe, making a pie as well was definitely in order.

I think the apples are Fuji (definitely locally grown in Hood River), and the crust is slightly savory with rosemary and basil.

We wound up having apple pie for dinner, as well as breakfast the next day. I even saved a slice for Kris.

Yep, it’s been a long time between posts. Between the oppressive heat and the magical appearance of a PS3 in our entertainment center, I haven’t been very craftily minded for the last month or so, with the exception of making Hot Garlic Dill Pickles (recipe courtesy of Ken Miller) after a trip to Kruger’s Farm on Sauvie Island. (Side note:  Beer in Mason Jars made by Captured By Porches = YUM!) 

Visited Jossy Farms and Sara’s Blueberries this weekend with the girls. Four women in a Subaru Outback with a ton of boxes and containers! Distracted on the way out to North Plains by a number of yard and estate sales, and had to stop and pick up more cash for fruit because we had blown all of our cash on garage sales.  Picked up fun fixings for the costumes I am crafting for Aaron and I to wear to the Portland Pirate Festival next month. Finally made it out to the farm.

At Jossy Farms, you get a little wagon and pull it through the orchard while you pick out your peaches, pears, or apples. This is a steal at eighty cents a pound, and it is so much fun to wander the rows. There is nothing like peaches right off the tree! My pears are sitting a few more days to finish ripening, but the peaches I picked were so perfectly ripe that they bruised a bit on the way home.

One of the gals also had her heart set on blueberries, even though it is the end of the season, and the folks at the farm gave us directions to Sara’s Blueberries. It is hidden behind a neighborhood of relatively new tract homes, and you would never know it was there unless you knew where you were going.  They have about an acre of blueberry bushes, and a pen of goats.  At $1.50/lb, again a steal!  I picked close to two pounds.

Once I got home, I started prepping to dehydrate the whole lot.  Here are the lessons I learned this weekend:

  • More than blanching is needed for blueberries.  I tried drying them blanching only, and finally gave up after around 36 hours at 125 degrees.  Think I will try slicing them next time.  Read something about a water and vinegar rinse, too.
  • Uniform slices for peaches (preferably thin) are best
  • If the skin isn’t coming off the peach after it has been blanched, it is not ripe enough.
  • Must remember to lightly oil the dehydrator trays before arranging the fruit.  Might also pick up some additional mesh liners, too.

While this batch of both fruits is delicious, it is not shelf stable, so I’ve given Aaron the directive that the fruit must be eaten within the next couple of days.  I had barely gotten the words “must be eaten” out of my mouth when he made a beeline for the kitchen to make Scottish oatmeal, which is an excellent base for dried fruit.

Ice cream sandwichesThis was so simple it was almost criminal.  A buddy of mine picked up a 50 lb bag of coconut flour from Bob’s Red Mill (don’t ask why) and distributed samples for us to play with. I took the oatmeal cookie recipe off of the Quaker Oats box, but substituted coconut flour for the traditional flour.  I figured out later that I should have added an additional egg or two to balance it out, but the cookies still stayed together pretty well.

Aaron decided that “fried ice cream” flavor ice cream would go really well with oatmeal cookies, so that is what I used.  I used a large spoon to squish ice cream into my silicone muffin pan.  I filled them all the way up, but next time I would only fill them half way. You could probably do this with a regular muffin tin, but the silicone makes it really easy to release the ice cream from the mold.  The muffin pan went into the freezer while I prepped and baked the cookies.

I used a circular cookie cutter to make the cookies match the same size as the muffin pan reservoirs. Cookies were a little crumbly because I didn’t use enough egg, but oh, were they tasty!!!!  I think it is better to assemble the pieces while the cookies are a little bit warm because that helps the ice cream to stick to the cookies.

Prepping for ice cream sandwichesBefore bakingAfter bakingIce cream sandwich mold

I just got news that sent my taste buds into spasms of delight. No Fish! Go Fish! is looking into bringing their soup to supermarket shelves. Mmm… Soup of the Gods! The NF!GF! cart was one of the joys of working in downtown Portland. John dishes up terribly yummy and rather healthy (chocolate caramel no fish! aside) lunch. Making my mouth water at the thought of it.
They make a couple of special edition soups that I would kill to have the recipe for, or at least have a regular supply of. One is their Raspberry-Blackberry soup, and the other is their Thanksgiving stuffing soup. Mmm… heaven in a bowl.
Anyway, here’s the official announcement from No Fish! Go Fish! Can you help them get their soup to the shelves and make me a happier camper?

(Cue Twilight Zone music) Dee dee dee dee. Dee dee dee dee. Picture if you will… a company. An adorable company. Cuddly. Owned and operated by young Parker Stevenson and Shaun Cassidy types with lots of hair. Cut. Everybody take 5. Rewrite. Action. Owned and operated by older Buck Henry and Bea Arthur types. CUT! Conference room NOW! Here’s the plot. Simple. Cute soup company secretly the subject of government radiation tests grows to gargantuan size. Later, company is absorbed by vast intergalactic gaseous entity called Campbellians in a bid for superiority over their sworn enemy the Progressans.
Roll credits.
Sound far-fetched? Well, maybe it’s not. And here’s where YOU come in… You are our GREATEST ASSET. Stop blushing. It’s TRUE! You are the biggest bunch of lovable soup guzzling home town heroes any team could HOPE for. And WE NEED YOU! John and I are putting together a team of ALL STARS to put SOUP OF THE GODS! in a SUPERMARKET NEAR YOU!! These things take time and $$$.
But with the right team we can do it. We’re looking for an experienced marketer / distributor familiar with taking a product from concept to store shelf. If you have this type experience or know someone who has please call Sean at 503-235-5378 or email me at sean -at- nofishgofish.com. Don’t sell yourself short! Portland is a small town and we’re all only 2 degrees separated from Phil Knight. LET’S JUST DO IT!

The joy of close-knit Portland. Do you know someone who can help them make their dream come true? Give them a call.
I’m dreaming of the day I can pick up No Fish! Go Fish! soup from the store so I can have their soup for lunch again. If you can convince them to bring their sandwiches to the freezer section, too, all the better.