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	<title>Crafty Illusionaire &#187; Jenn</title>
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		<title>Operation Oodles of Get Well Greetings</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[So damned crafty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SCRAP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snail mail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Situation:  My Nana is staying in a rehabilitation facility until she recovers well enough to return home, and that day can&#8217;t come soon enough for her Challenge:  Send a little bit of sunshine her way every day to make it easier for her to deal with the situation I ruled out flowers because they are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/SunflowerEnvelopes.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1945" title="SunflowerEnvelopes" src="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/SunflowerEnvelopes-300x169.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="169" /></a><strong>Situation:</strong>  My Nana is staying in a rehabilitation facility until she recovers well enough to return home, and that day can&#8217;t come soon enough for her<strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>Challenge:</strong>  Send a little bit of sunshine her way every day to make it easier for her to deal with the situation</p></blockquote>
<p>I ruled out flowers because they are expensive to send one time, much less every day.  New plan!  Picked up a bunch of random greeting cards from <a href="http://www.scrapaction.org" target="_blank">SCRAP</a>.  Cards are 10 cents each, and envelopes are a nickel each.  However, finding envelopes that are the right size to match the cards is time consuming and frustrating, so I picked up a stack of collage paper at a penny a sheet.  I luckily stumbled on pages from a desconstructed book on Sunflowers, which would really help me send a bit of sunshine her way.  <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=making+envelopes" target="_blank">Making envelopes is a cinch</a>.  It took maybe an hour to make enough envelopes to go with all of the cards I bought.</p>
<p>I started signing cards and writing crazy things in them.  One of them I signed from her dog.  One I signed from all of her grandkids and their families.  Another one wished her Happy Administrative Assistant&#8217;s Day just for the heck of it.  Lots of them contained cute animals, silly jokes, or pretty flowers. I made address labels on my printer, slapped &#8216;em on, and added postage.</p>
<p>Four went in the mail the first day.  Anywhere from one to three cards went into the mail each day for a week.  Some were sent from home, and others dropped into the mailbox near work.  Then I waited.</p>
<p>She thanked me for the first day of cards with, &#8220;Do you believe I got 4 cards from you in one day?&#8221;</p>
<p>Every day I spoke with her after that she seemed tickled to be getting mail, and apparently her nurses are teasing her about being so popular.  When I spoke with her this morning, she said, &#8220;I have gotten nine cards from you so far!  I have run out of room for them on the windowsill, and I think they will need to go on the bulletin board next. They make me smile.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Achievement unlocked!!!!</strong></p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t tell her that I picked up another batch of cards, envelopes, and collage paper after my shift at SCRAP yesterday, so more are coming!  My objective is to have a ready stash of sealed cards that I can trickle into the mail every day.  As she starts to get better and is ready to go home, I will just change the address on the cards so she will continue to get them.  With a couple hours prep work and minimal out of pocket cost, her mailbox will be overwhelmed but she&#8217;ll know I am thinking about her.</p>
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		<title>Meyer Lemon sipping vinegar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ingestibles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beverage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meyer lemon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recipe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shrub]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sipping vinegar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vodka]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My latest obsession is sipping vinegars, aka shrub.  They are incredibly refreshing when paired with club soda. After enjoying a number of flavors from Sage and Sea Farms, I decided to go out on a limb and make my own.  I loosely followed the cold press syrup method outlined here at Serious Eats. Ingredients: 1 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My latest obsession is sipping vinegars, aka shrub.  They are incredibly refreshing when paired with club soda. After enjoying a number of flavors from <a href="http://sageandseafarms.com/">Sage and Sea Farms</a>, I decided to go out on a limb and make my own.  I loosely followed the cold press syrup method <a href="http://mobile.drinks.seriouseats.com/2011/06/cocktail-101-how-to-make-shrub-syrups.html">outlined here at Serious Eats</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Ingredients:</strong><br />
1 pound of Meyer lemons, quartered<br />
Several Clementine tangerines<br />
A lemon or two lurking in my fridge<br />
2 cinnamon sticks<br />
Cup or so of white sugar<br />
A bit of cardamom seed<br />
A bit of whole cloves<br />
About a quarter cup of sliced fresh ginger<br />
Cider vinegar<br />
Cheap vodka (more on this later)</p></blockquote>
<p>In a big bowl, I mashed up the fruit and ginger into a big mushy mess before adding the sugar and spices for maceration. I covered the bowl and left it in the fridge.  After a few hours, I was very impatient and drained the syrup out of the bowl into the largest measuring cup I own.  (4 cups)  The syrup came out to about 2 cups, so I matched that with an equal amount of cider vinegar and whisked them together.  Side note:  the syrup on its own was completely freaking delicious, and would make a terrific base for cooking or beverages.  I funneled the mixture into a bottle with a lightning-type closure, and back it went into the fridge.</p>
<p>After finishing the vinegar, I really didn&#8217;t want the fruit rinds and spices to go to waste.  Solution?  Pour a bottle of cheap vodka over the whole mixture, put it in an air tight container, and leave it in a dark place for a while.  I am shaking it up from time to time, and hope the citrus mellows the vodka to a point where it will be nice in cocktails. I doubt it will ever mellow it to the point where the vodka could be enjoyed straight.</p>
<p>I sampled the sipping vinegar later in the week, and it is delicious! The next time I make this I will try to be a bit more patient and let the flavors of the spices seep into the syrup more.</p>
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		<title>T-shirt surgery &#8212; round 2!</title>
		<link>http://www.illusionaire.com/archives/1728</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sewing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[So damned crafty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[modification]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[t-shirt]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Surgery complete! Transformed it from a men&#8217;s XXL to a fitted ladies T with gathered sides. Picked this up in August and only now got around to altering it. Nifty trick for the gathered sides &#8212; used the discarded hems from another t-shirt project as the casing.  Used my serger for all of the main [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Nikskullshirt-e1327885604136.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1729" title="Nikskullshirt" src="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Nikskullshirt-e1327885604136-300x265.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="265" /></a>Surgery complete! Transformed it from a men&#8217;s XXL to a fitted ladies T with gathered sides.</p>
<p>Picked this up in August and only now got around to altering it.</p>
<p>Nifty trick for the gathered sides &#8212; used the discarded hems from another t-shirt project as the casing.  Used my serger for all of the main work.  Did a number of basting tries with the sewing machine before I finally said f*** it and took the plunge.</p>
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		<title>Dog bed made from geeky t-shirts</title>
		<link>http://www.illusionaire.com/archives/1764</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 22:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Greyhounds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sewing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog bed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greyhound]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aaron got me a terrific book on stuff to do with old t-shirts, and I decided that our dog Picard needed a new bed.  He&#8217;s a greyhound, so he would always like another bed. I retired the Batman, Blackwatch Porter, Blues Brothers, Cthulhu, Geek Squad, and &#8220;Danger &#8211; May geek out without warning&#8221; t-shirts from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tshirtdogbed.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1765" title="tshirtdogbed" src="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tshirtdogbed-300x225.jpg" alt="t shirt dog bed" width="300" height="225" /></a>Aaron got me a terrific book on stuff to do with old t-shirts, and I decided that our dog Picard needed a new bed.  He&#8217;s a greyhound, so he would always like another bed. I retired the Batman, Blackwatch Porter, Blues Brothers, Cthulhu, Geek Squad, and &#8220;Danger &#8211; May geek out without warning&#8221; t-shirts from our wardrobes and incorporated them into his bed.  It has a zipper closure, and is stuffed with pillows from around the house that are too worn to use on the beds but perfect for a dog bed.  This is how Picard also wound up with a memory foam bed in the back of my car. Anyway, this project sewed up in an afternoon.  Used both the serger and the sewing machine.</p>
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		<title>Tamale Making Notes</title>
		<link>http://www.illusionaire.com/archives/1575</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 16:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ingestibles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cooking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tamales]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over the holidays, I was given a wonderful gift &#8212; Aaron&#8217;s family recipe for tamales.  I&#8217;ve been wanting to learn how to make them for years!  However, with a family recipe there is a lot more pressure to get it right.  It took a bit of running around to get all of the ingredients.  The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2011-12-31_13-21-40_935.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1578" title="Tamale assembly" src="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2011-12-31_13-21-40_935-300x169.jpg" alt="Tamale assembly" width="300" height="169" /></a>Over the holidays, I was given a wonderful gift &#8212; Aaron&#8217;s family recipe for tamales.  I&#8217;ve been wanting to learn how to make them for years!  However, with a family recipe there is a lot more pressure to get it right.  It took a bit of running around to get all of the ingredients.  The recipe makes 10 dozen or so tamales, which is good because they are very time consuming to make.</p>
<p>2 days!  Day 1 involved soaking the husks, cooking the pork, prepping the chiles, cooking the chiles, then milling the chilies into a very fine paste.  Day 2 was mixing the masa to the perfect consistency (does it float?), then assembling all of the tamales.  Those corn husks are tricky!</p>
<p>There were a couple of times where I asked Aaron for advice since it is his family&#8217;s recipe.  At this point he admitted that the men usually get kicked out of the kitchen during the tamale making process so he didn&#8217;t know a lot about the finer points of preparation. I called my MIL and she answered a lot of my questions.  Since it takes a long time to assemble them, per my MIL&#8217;s suggestion I put them in the freezer in batches to keep them well shaped until I had enough to steam.  She also recommended steaming them the same day I make them so they are easier to re-heat.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2011-12-31_17-09-34_744.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1581" title="Steaming tamales" src="http://www.illusionaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2011-12-31_17-09-34_744-300x169.jpg" alt="Steaming tamales" width="300" height="169" /></a>Halfway through the assembly process I ran out of masa, and my friend ran out to the mercado to pick up more.  I started with pre-mixed masa then added broth and lard until the consistency was right.  Once we ran out of meat and chile filling, there was a lot of masa left over!  I made an impromptu batch of sweet tamales with chocolate chips and dried cherries.  I used butter instead of the lard when combining with the pre-mixed masa, and added sugar, vanilla, and LOTS of cinnamon.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t have a traditional tamale steaming pot (and they were $70 at the mercado!) so I used my canning pot and an inverted vegetable steamer.  Worked like a charm!</p>
<p>At the end of the day my freezer is overflowing is tamales and Aaron insists that they taste just like his family would make. Huzzah!</p>
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