Skanky Safeway
This afternoon I was too lazy to drive the mile to Freddy’s, so I stopped by the “Skanky Safeway” near my house. Shopping there is fine if I need something canned, frozen, or otherwise pre-packaged, but their produce and deli sections scare me.
I bought an onion there once that *looked* perfectly alright on the outside, but once I got it home and tried to slice it the inside was all moldy. I’ll never buy produce there again. I have a secret theory that they leave their produce in a warehouse for an extra week or two before they bring it out to the store.
Interesting shopper spotted today: A gal in front of me in the check-out line who was wearing tight light-colored pants so translucent you could see her brightly patterned blue and black panties through them. They had ties on the sides and she let the ties peek out and over the waistband of her pants. Is that the style these days? When I was taking my groceries out to the car a few minutes later, saw her from the front and she is about seven or eight months pregnant.
Skanky Safeway indeed.
Does anyone else make deductions about people’s lifestyles by the type of groceries they buy? For example, a skinny female with all low-fat labeled food must be taking her diet to the extreme, etc. I’m easily bored in the check-out line at the market and my mind wanders.
Is this the safeway at Capitol Hill road and Barbur…..Hmmmmmmm