Illusionaire

News that’s to the point and won’t waste your time

Hmm… too bad the local news station that uses this phrase can’t say the same thing about that tagline. Seems a bit redundant to me. Who comes up with these things?
It sort of reminds me of this catchy bit:

Ocean Breeze Soap… It’s like taking an ocean cruise only there’s no boat and you don’t actually go anywhere.

Name that movie. Bonus points if you remember the movie *and* the character that said it.