Tonight I had the honor of attending the third wedding of Cybele and Botielus, also known as The Fun Duo.
I wore my Elvis costume. Leslie gave me “Southern Hair” and did my makeup. Greg arrived in a bear costume and caught the bouquet. A dog reverend officiated. Beer was served before, during, and after the ceremony. I’ve never seen so many art cars in one place in my life. The entire event was filmed for an episode of Weird TV, and I still have confetti in my hair.

Subject: Cybelvis & Botielus get hitched for Weird TV 8/19 – by a dog!
Message: Yes, it’s true! And you’re invited!
At 6pm on Tuesday, August 19, 2003, Chuck Cirino of “Weird TV” (out of Los Angeles California) will film the unholy union of Cybelvis & Botielus – ministered by Reverend Bill – a Labrador Retriever, assisted by Reverend Chuck Linville (of Chuck Palahniuk’s “Fugitives & Refugees – A Walk in Portland Oregon” fame). How many weird Chucks can one chuck into one weird wedding, you may ask?
This silly ceremony will take place on the front lawn of Our Lady of Eternal Combustion’s Bunker in the picturesque Sellwood neighborhood of Portland Oregon.
The date marks not only a day to live in infamy, but also the birth of the accordion-toting groom many moons ago. Hence, a second reason for cake eating & drunken debauchery after the milk-bone-bouquet cookie toss!
A cake will be provided, as well as a case of beer (feel free to BYOB, since the wedding party will make mincemeat of it in mere moments). 1st come, 1st served, so please try to be on time – the light won’t last all night!
Wacky wedding and/or birthday gifts are welcome but not expected.
Ridiculous costuming is strongly encouraged. Small children are not.